Hey gang.  I’ve been living with my girlfriend for a while now and she’s a doll.  The problem I’m having is in the bathroom.  The only thing I’ve really asked of her is that she keeps the toilet seat and cover down when she’s not using it.  I’ve asked her a bunch of times but at this point I think she’s being passive aggressive by leaving it up.  What do you think I should do?

Give her a swirly while chanting, “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”. Let our Lord Cthulhu take care of the rest. – Cultist 12

She’s totally being passive aggressive.  And we all saw her down at the Bojangles telling everyone how small your dick is.  Little dick.  Shrimp dick.  Take this razor.  You know now what you must do, weasel dick.  –– Cultist 805

Well, there are several approaches you can take in this situation.  The first that I would recommend would be open with her and voice your concerns.  If she has a history of being passive aggressive and has admitted to it ask her candidly if this is another example of this.  If she denies it and says that she just keeps forgetting then ask her again, tactfully.  If she admits to it then you have a solution.  You could take the opposite approach and take the opposite approach.  Return her passive aggression with your own.  Do something that she doesn’t appreciate and just let it stand.  I would caution against this as it just leads to more bad feelings.  If you truly love her then things like this are not of great importance.  Let it slide as, in the big picture, it isn’t that big a deal.  My last suggestion would be that you just say to hell with it and kill her to save her the pain and misery that is surely to visit both of you upon the arrival of CTHULHU.  As a follow up question on my end, what’s it like to have a girlfriend?  I’m told it’s nice.  – Cultist 667

SIDE NOTE: You don’t need a girlfriend, you have Cthulhu. Now, let him show you what that mouth is for. – Cultist 12