Does your church get a pass on taxes from the government?  I need to hide some cash fast and I’ve been told “helping” a church is a good way to keep funds safe.

Unfortunately, at this time, we are not recognized as an official church by the government. But you can give us your money. We will keep it safe. Cthulhu’s honor. – Cultist 12

We are, however, a legally recognized SuperPAC — “Drown Our Future.”  – Cultist 805