Fudd’s Fricassee
Elmer Fudd was not a smart man. Let’s be frank, he doesn’t even represent mediocre intelligence. He did however, know a few things: rabbits are delicious. Now that an armageddon is upon you (not me, [...]
Birthdays
I, the malevolent editor of this cabal of non sequiturs, the unending spectre of proper wordsmithing, the man who knows that the secret to Robin Hood’s reputation and impeccable aim was that he was ripped [...]
Deep Fried Bella?
Bella Blitz should not be left alone with beer and last-minute masks on Halloween. We've already witnessed what a terrible editor she is, and now she's pretending to be our fearless editor, DeepFriedDuck. We can [...]