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Reasons to Join the Cult of Cthulhu

I find that I have gone completely insane but I haven't joined the Cthulhu yet.  Is there a place for me amongst those who have gone insane with the help of the dark lord or [...]

By |September 11th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Is Cthulhu the Answer?

I’m kinda having a crisis of faith.  Raised Catholic, converted to Islam and then to Satanism.  I’m trying to find out the right place for me.  What does Cthulhu offer on the upside? Cthulhu offers [...]

By |September 5th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Cultist Wear… Cthulhu fashion

I’m kinda having a crisis of faith.  Raised Catholic, converted to Islam and then to Satanism.  I’m trying to find out the right place for me.  What does Cthulhu offer on the upside? Cthulhu offers [...]

By |August 28th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Thinking of upgrading my ride to a hybrid. Good idea or bad idea?

Good idea. Save the environment, save the people. More people, more sacrifices. Cthulhu approves. - Cultist 12 A fair question.  There are a few things to consider in all of this before you make a [...]

By |August 21st, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Romney vs. Obama

I’m trying to decide who I’m voting for in the upcoming election.  Romney or Obama.  What do you think? Write in Cthulhu. Do not choose between the lesser of two evils. Choose the purity of [...]

By |August 21st, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Tax Cuts from Cult?

Does your church get a pass on taxes from the government?  I need to hide some cash fast and I’ve been told “helping” a church is a good way to keep funds safe. Unfortunately, at [...]

By |August 13th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Toilet Troubles

Hey gang.  I’ve been living with my girlfriend for a while now and she’s a doll.  The problem I’m having is in the bathroom.  The only thing I’ve really asked of her is that she [...]

By |August 3rd, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments