I was raised Jewish, and although I've given (and been given) Christmas cards and Christmas presents over the years, I never actually celebrated the holiday for myself. But then I started dating someone who celebrates [...]
I, the malevolent editor of this cabal of non sequiturs, the unending spectre of proper wordsmithing, the man who knows that the secret to Robin Hood’s reputation and impeccable aim was that he was ripped [...]
Darwin Law here and bah to the motherfucking humbug. Christmas during the end of days is like playing pinochle while you’re being fed into a wood chipper…but I’ll play your little game. Ho Ho Ho [...]
What do we bring Cthulhu for Christmas? We don’t really celebrate that holiday, that other guy took all our lord’s thunder. People feared him before that dude came around. I do like the way they [...]
Every year since I was a child, my mom has asked me to write out a Christmas list. At first, we “mailed” it to Santa. Now, I usually e-mail her a link to my Amazon [...]
Ah yes, the season of giving is upon us. Whether you give someone a 12-month Xbox LIVE gold subscription, or they give you a headshot from across the map in Battlefield 3, the sentiment is [...]