What Would Cthulhu Do?

Flying Spaghetti Monster

How do you feel about the flying spaghetti monster stealing your schtick? I thought noodley appendages were your thing? Don’t tell anybody this but we’ve been working this FSM thing for awhile.  We get these [...]

By |January 3rd, 2014|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Election 2012

Who did Cthulhu vote for in the 2012 election? Well of course he voted for Romney.  He want this world to plunge into chaos and bring about the years of darkness.  Obama is delaying that [...]

By |January 15th, 2013|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments


What do we bring Cthulhu for Christmas? We don’t really celebrate that holiday, that other guy took all our lord’s thunder.  People feared him before that dude came around.  I do like the way they [...]

By |December 18th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Smiting Delight

Who is Cthulhu going to delight in smiting at the great reckoning? More like who is he not going to delight in smiting!!  Wow, it’s going to be pretty amazing.  We’ve been working on some [...]

By |December 10th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Life After Reckoning

What will become of your Cultists after the reckoning? We will become like his right hand men but you know, with tentacles.  You know how that one cult says if you’re really good you’ll go [...]

By |December 4th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Souls for Talent

Can we sell our soul to Cthulhu for talent? You could but it’d be like a monkey paw kinda deal.  Oh look, you got an amazing voice but only because you have to eat three [...]

By |November 27th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments


I think my God is better than your God. What do you have to say about that Cthu-losers? We think you have already started to worship The Deep One and your crazed mind has forgotten. [...]

By |November 13th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Mac vs. PC

I’m in the market for a new computer - half of my friends are MAC people, the other half are PC people - What Would Cthulhu Use? Computers? Really? What the fuck, people? Cthulhu isn’t [...]

By |November 5th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments


When do the cultists predict the world will end? When the great Cthulhu decides he is hungry enough, all the world will be devoured … He’s kinda like Galactus in his ability to devour entire [...]

By |October 29th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Colony of Deep Ones

I have a colony of Deep Ones in my swimming pool. Can anyone recommend a good method of removing them? Why would you want to remove them? I recommend blood sacrifices and ritual feedings. You [...]

By |October 22nd, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments