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Sex Spider’s Sexual Advice

Down the Rabbit Hole

The blue pill or the red pill, Sex Spider, which do you choose? If there’s one thing I despise in life, it’s having to choose.  I’m a sensualist in every facet of my life.  I [...]

By |October 15th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Android vs. iPhone

I currently have an Android - but I’m thinking about upgrading to an iPhone - what do you think? iPhone or Android?  Why not look someone in the eyes, whisper in the ear?  I know [...]

By |October 8th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Changing Careers in a Depressed Economy

With the economy and all, I'm considering leaving my current career of selling tires and go into a new field. Do you have any suggestions? I would suggest going through a temp agency.  In these [...]

By |October 3rd, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

A Prostate Massage Does NOT Make You Gay

My girl was going down on me. When just before I came, she thrust two fingers in my ass for the biggest manplosion of my life... Now I might be having gay tendencies, what's your [...]

By |September 25th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|1 Comment

Jurassic Park

In Jurassic Park, there's a scene where the T-Rex attacks the visitors in the Explorers.  The T-Rex just walks out of the paddock.  The next scene shows Dr. Grant and the kids scaling down a [...]

By |September 18th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Dirty Gutters

I've got a traditional gutter system and I keep seeing ads for these gutter systems that never need to be cleaned.  I'm really tired of cleaning out the gutters, do these "never clean" gutters work? [...]

By |September 11th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

First Cousins Can’t Have Babies

I'm a 19 year old female and I have a 20 year old male cousin who says that first cousins can have sex with each other and I won't get pregnant because we're related.  Is [...]

By |September 5th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Monetary Investments

My wife and I have come into some money recently.  We're trying to decide if we should find a broker and invest in the some stocks or just put it into a traditional saving account? [...]

By |August 28th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

I am addicted to chocolate chip cookies. What should I do?

I’m addicted to fucking, know what I do?  I fuck.  Sounds like what you’re looking for is someone to tell you it’s okay to eat all those chocolate chip cookies.  Nobody tells me it’s okay [...]

By |August 22nd, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Best Man Woes

My buddy's getting married and the best man is kind of a dud.  I don't want my buddy's send off from bachelorhood to be a sad affair but don't want to step on the best [...]

By |August 22nd, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments