Post Apocalyptic Living
Zombie Proofing 104: Your Car, A Tank
I’m not entirely sure that when the zombie apocalypse is going to happen, but you can bet your ass I’ll have a sweet ride. Or at least, I’ll really really want a sweet ride. I’ll [...]
Zombie Proofing 102: This Is YOUR House
Wouldn’t things be easier if we were all turtles? Then the title of this could be You’re a House and a Fortress. But alas, we are not turtles. We do not come built into our [...]
Zombie Proofing 101: Cleanliness is Close to Zombielessness
If you’re anything like me, and you probably are, you’re aware of the possibility of 1. shark attacks and 2. a zombie apocalypse. I’m going to venture a guess here and say that preparing for [...]
iZombie, You Zombie, NO Sex Zombie
I know that you should never judge a book by it’s cover. Thank goodness this isn’t about a book… Okay, in fairness, iZombie was a book - a comic book - but that’s not what [...]
Stay cool, Icepocalypse, I’m Toasty/ed
Winter isn’t coming, it’s fucking here and it’s cold! I’ve been lucky, knock on wood, that the weather in Texas hasn’t been so bad that I’ve had to stock up on milk and bread. That [...]
Fudd’s Fricassee
Elmer Fudd was not a smart man. Let’s be frank, he doesn’t even represent mediocre intelligence. He did however, know a few things: rabbits are delicious. Now that an armageddon is upon you (not me, [...]
One Tool To Rule Them All
I’m back, bitches. That’s right, Bella Blitz has coaxed me out of my bunker long enough to drop some more knowledge on you, the desperate masses, and fill your maggot holes with tools, tips and [...]
Surviving The Ride, Part 2
You're still with me here? Good. If not, you can catch up here: Surviving the Ride, Choosing the Right Set of Wheels for the End of Days All caught up? Excellent - on with the [...]
Better Bartering
So, the world's ended, again. It happens every so often, apparently, go figure. Economies crash, zombies wear jet-packs, dogs and cats, living together...it's mass hysteria. Actually, it's not; after the initial shock, things get to [...]