Breed Geeks
SIX OF THE BEST… reasons to be a strict parent
I read a list on Buzzfeed recently about the worst things about having conservative parents -- conservative in their mindset, not necessarily politically, although the two things often go hand in hand. In the comments, [...]
Grandma: A Different Kind of Geek
It took me a long time to realize that I was a geek for what I liked. I thought that to be a geek you had to be really into sci-fi and fantasy and gaming [...]
Playground Deathmares
I was talking to my roommate the other day. They were telling me all about taking their little one to the playground. He insisted on playing in the sections that were out of his age [...]
Life of a Dairy Cow… Or How I Realized Breastfeeding Is Hilariously Animalistic
It’s been a while, readers. 7 weeks. That’s how long it’s been since I told you that I almost lost my son. Good news is that he’s doing amazing, I’m doing amazing, and we’re still [...]
What the F*ck Nicktoons?
I miss Nicktoons. I mean really good, really fucked up Nicktoons. Growing up I would come home from school with a plethora of unique cartoons to fill the void while doing chores or homework. Some [...]
Nerd Academy: IJRLA001 (Run, Indy, Run)
Welcome to Nerd Academy! Here at Nerd Academy we believe that you can’t breed good geeks if you aren’t a good geek. You’ll be given sound, video and or photo clips of iconic geek culture [...]
TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT; WHAT DO WE APPRECIATE?
As kids, we learn lessons every day. Some of them are simple: don't touch the hot stove or you'll get burned; don't hit your mom when she doesn't give you what you want or you'll [...]
Birthdays
I, the malevolent editor of this cabal of non sequiturs, the unending spectre of proper wordsmithing, the man who knows that the secret to Robin Hood’s reputation and impeccable aim was that he was ripped [...]
Expecting the Worst
Last time we talked, I mentioned how everything was going well. Well, since the last update, things have happened. Breeding geeks is not easy. Breeding isn’t easy. Complications happen. Like a weakened cervix, which I [...]
The Alien Within: Breeding dem Geeks
It’s been a while, guys. I’d like to introduce you to my parasite, Mini Captain. He is a 25 week old fetus, and already a pain in my ass. Pregnancy is weird. I didn’t get [...]