Yes. Yes. Our plan is coming together. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Kardashian R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. - Cultist 27 Not for nothing but this is kind of why I joined the cult. They just seem to keep coming [...]
How do you respond to criticisms of the justice department over their handling of the 2008 economic collapse, particularly with new prosecutions being made against companies like The Lehmen Brothers? You fools! Wall Street has [...]
The Hulk. He has the power of Cthulhu behind him. We nabbed him in 1971 after he “shouted love at the heart of the atom”. Good move on our part. - Cultist 12 It’s true. [...]
Hey gang. I’ve been living with my girlfriend for a while now and she’s a doll. The problem I’m having is in the bathroom. The only thing I’ve really asked of her is that she [...]
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