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Cultist Wear… Cthulhu fashion

I’m kinda having a crisis of faith.  Raised Catholic, converted to Islam and then to Satanism.  I’m trying to find out the right place for me.  What does Cthulhu offer on the upside? Cthulhu offers [...]

By |August 28th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Thinking of upgrading my ride to a hybrid. Good idea or bad idea?

Good idea. Save the environment, save the people. More people, more sacrifices. Cthulhu approves. - Cultist 12 A fair question.  There are a few things to consider in all of this before you make a [...]

By |August 21st, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Romney vs. Obama

I’m trying to decide who I’m voting for in the upcoming election.  Romney or Obama.  What do you think? Write in Cthulhu. Do not choose between the lesser of two evils. Choose the purity of [...]

By |August 21st, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Tax Cuts from Cult?

Does your church get a pass on taxes from the government?  I need to hide some cash fast and I’ve been told “helping” a church is a good way to keep funds safe. Unfortunately, at [...]

By |August 13th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Evil Arm?

I have a Cthulhu tattoo on my arm.  Is my arm evil and will I be safe when his tentacledness arrives from his icy slumber?  Is your arm evil? Is your ARM … EVIL?!? You [...]

By |August 13th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments