Souls for Talent
Can we sell our soul to Cthulhu for talent? You could but it’d be like a monkey paw kinda deal. Oh look, you got an amazing voice but only because you have to eat three [...]
Cthu-losers
I think my God is better than your God. What do you have to say about that Cthu-losers? We think you have already started to worship The Deep One and your crazed mind has forgotten. [...]
Mac vs. PC
I’m in the market for a new computer - half of my friends are MAC people, the other half are PC people - What Would Cthulhu Use? Computers? Really? What the fuck, people? Cthulhu isn’t [...]
Doomsday
When do the cultists predict the world will end? When the great Cthulhu decides he is hungry enough, all the world will be devoured … He’s kinda like Galactus in his ability to devour entire [...]
Colony of Deep Ones
I have a colony of Deep Ones in my swimming pool. Can anyone recommend a good method of removing them? Why would you want to remove them? I recommend blood sacrifices and ritual feedings. You [...]
