Down the Rabbit Hole
The blue pill or the red pill, Sex Spider, which do you choose? If there’s one thing I despise in life, it’s having to choose. I’m a sensualist in every facet of my life. I [...]
Android vs. iPhone
I currently have an Android - but I’m thinking about upgrading to an iPhone - what do you think? iPhone or Android? Why not look someone in the eyes, whisper in the ear? I know [...]
Changing Careers in a Depressed Economy
With the economy and all, I'm considering leaving my current career of selling tires and go into a new field. Do you have any suggestions? I would suggest going through a temp agency. In these [...]
A Prostate Massage Does NOT Make You Gay
My girl was going down on me. When just before I came, she thrust two fingers in my ass for the biggest manplosion of my life... Now I might be having gay tendencies, what's your [...]
Jurassic Park
In Jurassic Park, there's a scene where the T-Rex attacks the visitors in the Explorers. The T-Rex just walks out of the paddock. The next scene shows Dr. Grant and the kids scaling down a [...]
