Does Will Seduceyou still tour, or is he too busy getting laid? I’ve tried to go back out on tour but the stage show is just so damned expensive! These kids and their damned Napster [...]
Offended on Facebook
I was recently offended by a picture posted about me on Facebook. I didn't even know the other person and they publicly shamed me. Am I being to sensitive? Short answer, yes. Long answer, what's [...]
What are you wearing?
This Just In…
(Editors note: YES, this is the exact text that came through to the Sex Spider. Good times) i love sexy girl... All girls are sexy when they’re with someone who treats them right. And by [...]
Time for Gaming
My wife thinks I play too many video games, how can I convince her that video games are a good way for me to be spending my time? Oh man, did you ever come to [...]