Dummies
We received mail from the doomed future. They make a good point. Damn.
It’s As Cold As Hoth…
We received mail from the doomed future. This was a singing telegram set to the tune of Foreigner's Cold As Ice... It's as cold as Hoth We're willing to sacrifice our cow It's never warming [...]
ROBOPOCALYPSE
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Thanksgiving is… People?!
We got mail from the future, and it’s inevitable doom and loneliness! Vegetarians and Vegans across the globe were right. Meat is NOT sustainable. Meat eaters, however, will find a way. Happy Thanksgiving you crazy [...]
Man of the Year…
We got mail from the future, and it’s inevitable doom and loneliness! Well. It makes sense, we know Twinkies will be around for a good long time.
