It’s twelves all the way down…
I wanted to publish this article at 12:12 today. But, I thought that might be pushing fate. And fuck that bitch, she pushes back. So, today is 12/12/12. The last sequential date of the century. [...]
Icepocalypse: Footwear Edition
It's cold. It's bad out there. Here in the South, we occassionally have snow, even blizzards. Two years ago, we turned Atlanta in Hothlanta, and there was a man ice skating on the road outside [...]
Surviving the Ride
Let me start this off on the right foot by saying I don’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s dick about whether YOU survive the coming apocalypse or not. I know I’m gonna make [...]
So, you’re dating a cannibal…
“From time to time her eyes get wide And she's always got them stuck on me I'm surprised at how hot honey-coloured and hungry she looks...” - The Cure, “The 13th” So, you're dating a [...]