Contracted: Phase II – Just Like Phase I But with an Extra I
Contracted: Phase II (2015) If you read my review for Contracted, you know there’s not much love lost between myself and it. At the end of both my viewing of the movie and my writing about [...]
Chchch ahahah In Defense of Friday the 13th
Hello you beautiful psychos. You glorious murderers. You twisted maniacs. I know it takes a special kind of person to fall in love with the slasher genre. I know you’re my people. And now, for [...]
Cirlce, Circle, Dot, Dot… Now You’ve Got Your COOTIES Shot!
Cooties (2015) There is going to be no surprise in this statement: IF the zombie apocalypse DOES arise, I’m going to throw kids to the wolves… zombies… pretty fucking furiously. This isn’t just because kids [...]
AXEL KARETNA’S TOP 10 FILMS OF 2015: brace yourself.
Well, ‘tis that time of year again. The beginning of it, that is. And I am very pleased to say that there were a LOT of fantastic films last year. This list was pretty hard, but [...]