Conan vs. Conan
I can sum this up in one word: Fucking Crom. Yeah, I know. “But, Bella, that's two words!” Shut the fuck up. It's Crom and if you're not praying to him, you better be fucking [...]
The Lost Art of the Mix Tape
“A mix tape. Oh, he made a mix tape! He was thinking of me, which shows he cares. Sometimes, when someone has a crush on you, they’ll make you a mix tape to give you [...]
Skating Rink Arcardes Breed Good Geeks
I had a conversation the other day that made me happy. Not for me, particularly, because the conversation was about skating rinks. Remember going to those in high school? All the cool kids had a [...]
The Funny Guy vs The Fight Guy
When Bella Blitz asked me to contribute a column to Breed Geeks, I was truly thrown for a loop. For one, I did not fully embrace my own geekiness until years after I finished high [...]