Birthdays
I, the malevolent editor of this cabal of non sequiturs, the unending spectre of proper wordsmithing, the man who knows that the secret to Robin Hood’s reputation and impeccable aim was that he was ripped [...]
Expecting the Worst
Last time we talked, I mentioned how everything was going well. Well, since the last update, things have happened. Breeding geeks is not easy. Breeding isn’t easy. Complications happen. Like a weakened cervix, which I [...]
The Alien Within: Breeding dem Geeks
It’s been a while, guys. I’d like to introduce you to my parasite, Mini Captain. He is a 25 week old fetus, and already a pain in my ass. Pregnancy is weird. I didn’t get [...]