The other day while cleaning my sons room, I found an open pack of condoms. He's only 14, and I'm understandably freaked out. What do I do? Is he a sailor? If not, throw those [...]
Pull your pants down, show him that he could have a pussy if he’d shut his mouth about the kid. Or get divorced and just get out there and bang all the people you can!!!
I'm renovating my kitchen. How should I go about shopping for new appliances? Jesus this sounds like the unsexiest thing ever... Put a sex swing in the breakfast nook. Then the only thing you would [...]
We're friends with a couple and, uhm, the husband just lost his job. How should we approach social situations where money might be spent (eg going to the movies or dining out)? Simple. Whenever I [...]
My neighbors leave their dog outside, all of the time. It is constantly barking. Should I call animal control?
Kill the dog. When your neighbor is crushed from losing their companion, you sneak in and be the shoulder to cry on. Just when they think they’ve found a friend, slide a finger down their [...]
You said boyfriend, can I assume you’re female? It doesn’t matter the answer is the same across the board. You sex that boyfriend up until he can’t remember how to use a cell phone!