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Children of the Cornbread

Some years back my college roommate and I find ourselves (as we often did back then) drunk, broke, hungry, and watching horror movies..in this case Children of the Corn movies. After a half hour of [...]

By |December 7th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

It’s As Cold As Hoth…

We received mail from the doomed future. This was a singing telegram set to the tune of Foreigner's Cold As Ice... It's as cold as Hoth We're willing to sacrifice our cow It's never warming [...]

By |December 6th, 2012|Post Apocalyptic Secret|0 Comments

Would You Like to Watch a Game?

Hi, my name is Aaron and sometimes I’m a lazy bastard. I love playing games, experiencing the highs and lows, seeing how gameplay evolves, how characters develop, how worlds come together, exploding someone’s head in [...]

By |December 6th, 2012|Gaming Addicts Anonymous|0 Comments

Nerd Academy: GREM001 (Caring for your Mogwai)

Welcome to Nerd Academy! Here at Nerd Academy we believe that you can’t breed good geeks if you aren’t a good geek. You’ll be given sound, video and photo clips of iconic geek culture to [...]

By |December 5th, 2012|Breed Geeks|0 Comments

Life After Reckoning

What will become of your Cultists after the reckoning? We will become like his right hand men but you know, with tentacles.  You know how that one cult says if you’re really good you’ll go [...]

By |December 4th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

ROBOPOCALYPSE

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By |November 30th, 2012|Post Apocalyptic Secret|1 Comment

Souls for Talent

Can we sell our soul to Cthulhu for talent? You could but it’d be like a monkey paw kinda deal.  Oh look, you got an amazing voice but only because you have to eat three [...]

By |November 27th, 2012|What Would Cthulhu Do?|0 Comments

Say cheese!

Captain Tech Support (CTS): Ahh, comfort food. You know the stuff we mean. Shepard's pie, nachos, and our personal favorite: Mac-n-cheese. When made right, this is food that fills your heart, as well as your [...]

By |November 26th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|3 Comments

Loki vs. Bane

In celebration of the DVD and BluRay release of The Dark Night Rises, Bella Blitz and Smartly Sarah are going head to head in a battle to decide who is 2012’s Most Epic Villain. In Smartly Sarah’s [...]

By |November 26th, 2012|Nerdery Publications|2 Comments

A Clockwork Orange Cranberry BBQ Sauce

A few Black Fridays back I found myself being awakened by an early morning incessant knocking at the door. It was a longtime friend and fellow Black Friday widower, left sans female by the pre-dawn [...]

By |November 23rd, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|1 Comment