Flying Spaghetti Monster
How do you feel about the flying spaghetti monster stealing your schtick? I thought noodley appendages were your thing? Don’t tell anybody this but we’ve been working this FSM thing for awhile. We get these [...]
Attack of the Killer Tomato Sauce Meets Great Expectations
This is one of those recipes that was born of necessity...which philosophers have explained to me is a mother...or something like that. Old college wisdom supposedly dictates that Italian-American food is a great hangover remedy. [...]
Election 2012
Who did Cthulhu vote for in the 2012 election? Well of course he voted for Romney. He want this world to plunge into chaos and bring about the years of darkness. Obama is delaying that [...]
Nerd Academy: GB001 (Are You A God?)
Welcome to Nerd Academy! Here at Nerd Academy we believe that you can’t breed good geeks if you aren’t a good geek. You’ll be given sound, video and photo clips of iconic geek culture to [...]
Season’s Eatings
There is no rest for the wicked. Also, we're pretty sure Bella Blitz is getting coal. Lots and lots of coal.
Cthulhumas?
What do we bring Cthulhu for Christmas? We don’t really celebrate that holiday, that other guy took all our lord’s thunder. People feared him before that dude came around. I do like the way they [...]
Hate The Label, Love the Indie Game
The word “indie” is a loaded term. Has been for years now and probably will be for a few more at the very least. When I hear the term “indie”, I think of the art [...]
Dummies
We received mail from the doomed future. They make a good point. Damn.
Guiding Your Offspring To Geekery
Being a parent, I see my daughter changing before my eyes on a daily basis. When she was an infant, she was so small… terrifyingly small. I would hold her on my forearm like a [...]
Smiting Delight
Who is Cthulhu going to delight in smiting at the great reckoning? More like who is he not going to delight in smiting!! Wow, it’s going to be pretty amazing. We’ve been working on some [...]
