Bella Blitz:
Rage Monster in Chief

It was never easy for Bella. She was born a poor black child. She remembers the days, sittin’ on the porch with her family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi … wait, that was Steve Martin in The Jerk.


Bella rages. A LOT. She’s a raging: nerd, writer, designer, gamer, crafter, and geek girl. She also obsesses, a lot, about: ellipses, tattoos, beards, bubbles and sometimes Cheetos. Bella is a child of the 80′s, more specifically, a child of the 80′s action flick – which can be construed as the cause of her rage and her love of cussing like a sailor (children, beware).

When she’s not writing, coding, designing or cussing, Bella surrounds herself with artists of like mind and interests (mostly, boobs). And when she’s not spending her time losing followers on twitter because of her foul mouth, she’s in public drinking craft beers, talking loudly about boobs and losing followers because of her foul mouth. She has an unhealthy obsession with horror and violence and a not-so-secret love affair with all things Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Bella tends to over sexualize anything she can (read Bella’s Bad Touch in Belladonna Horror Magazine) and is a huge fan of dick and fart jokes. She loves dinosaurs, boobs, talking about porn parodies and burlesque. Her closest friends are the rest of the Nerdery Public republic and The Horror Honeys (which doesn’t say much for their taste in friends).

She is currently surrounded by Moosh fluff and wondering how to make a living by saying the F word a lot.