Yes. Yes. Our plan is coming together. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Kardashian R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. – Cultist 27


Not for nothing but this is kind of why I joined the cult.  They just seem to keep coming and breeding like weasels on meth.  Now I looked into all the other doomsday cults, nihilistic militias and, yes, even the Mormons but none of them seemed to have a clear plan for how to deal with the Kardashians.  Now Cthulhu.  There’s a plan there.  So keep on breeding you entertainment dingleberries.  Cthulhu will see you soon.  – Cultist 667