My wife thinks I play too many video games, how can I convince her that video games are a good way for me to be spending my time?

Oh man, did you ever come to the wrong place.  Have you been reading what I’ve been writing?  The only video game system I ever played was an Atari 2600.  I played it for like an hour until I realized those joysticks make amazing sex toys.  Ever tried to play the ET game on the Atari with a joystick in your ass?  It’s divine!  You’ll be glad that game has no real ending!  What I’m getting at here is if you’re pleasuring your wife the way she would like to be pleasured, you wouldn’t be asking me this question.  Try eating that pussy for 3 hours instead of trying to level up your character.  Instead of playing with the two joysticks on the controller, try playing with your wife’s nipples for a couple hours!  When you’ve done all that and she’s drenched in both your fluids and half-delirious from orgasmic fury, then and only then, should you be worried about video games.  There’s a real simple thing to remember, if you’re not pleasing your lady, I sure as hell will…