Zombie Proofing 102: This Is YOUR House
Wouldn’t things be easier if we were all turtles? Then the title of this could be You’re a House and a Fortress. But alas, we are not turtles. We do not come built into our [...]
Keep On Walking: The Walking Deceased
I love shitty movies. I mean, I really do love them. Movies that unabashedly walk the line of being so bad they are good - those are some of my favorite movies. When I saw [...]
Zombie unReality: Survival Street Games & Virtual Reality, Arizona Sunshine
If you close your eyes and imagine a post-apocalyptic world where you are a hardened survivor, fending off the undead with your trusted machete, Michelle, at every turn and generally being a lone badass, well, [...]
Don’t Bury This Movie, It’s Not Dead: The Serpent & The Rainbow
The things we do for the advancement for medical sciences are pretty extensive. From lab rats, to human trials, to personal zombification… Okay, well, maybe not so much that last one. But, once upon a [...]
Bring me a Cornetto, I’m Watching Zombies: Shaun of the Dead
Listen, as the Zombie Honey, I can say - with all love for the sub-genre - that zombies are a bit ridiculous. They are slow, slack-jawed and easily killed. I can also say they are [...]
Zoiks and Zombies: Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
I grew up watching Scooby-Doo. No. Scratch that. I’m growing up watching Scooby-Doo... Mostly in reruns and revivals (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated) and direct-to-video gems like: Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island. Scooby-Doo is an institution, running [...]
H1Z1: This Is Your Life
You’ve got your MMO’s (massively multiplayer online game) - which are basically just an extension of your life. Because, let’s face it, when I’m playing WoW I’m not Bella Blitz I’m Bellsangue, blood-elf from hell, [...]
Vagina Dentnada: Zombeavers Review
Listen. I fully admit that my sense of humor is, more often than not, that of a 12 year old boy. I revel in this and giggle at the word balls. I’m okay with it. [...]
Love in the Time of Zombies
I’ll admit it, I’m a big, blubbering, mess of a sucker for a good love story. I mean a really good love story, not the kind of shit pumped out by Nicholas Sparks specifically concocted [...]