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SIX OF THE WORST… things you can mess up in your house

I am a homeowner. It is a lot harder than you might think, if you've never been one. Stuff breaks all the time, and unlike when you're renting an apartment you have no one to [...]

By |May 2nd, 2018|Six of the Best/Worst|0 Comments

SIX OF THE WORST… things to do on the toilet (besides pooping)

You knew this column would eventually get back to the subject of poop. You just knew it. Here are six of the worst things to do on the toilet... besides pooping, that is*: 6. Anything [...]

By |September 3rd, 2014|Six of the Best/Worst|0 Comments

SIX OF THE BEST… places to fart while at work

I promise that every "Six of the Best" column won't be about bathroom-related things. I really do. But I was just in the men's room at the office, and while I normally use the right-hand [...]

By |January 29th, 2014|Six of the Best/Worst|0 Comments