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The last list on the left…

I hate list articles. You know what I'm talking about. If you don't then you must be an iliterate living under a rock that's inside a steel safe, dropped into the ocean and currently residing [...]

By |October 31st, 2014|Nerdery Publications|0 Comments

Valenblitz Berzerketine

Listen up Blitzes: Valentines is here and I don’t give a good gods damned fuck. My girly heart was replaced long ago with a lump of coal I got for Christmas one year. The occasional [...]

By |February 14th, 2014|Memoirs of a Geeksha|0 Comments

The Alien Within: Breeding dem Geeks

It’s been a while, guys. I’d like to introduce you to my parasite, Mini Captain. He is a 25 week old fetus, and already a pain in my ass. Pregnancy is weird. I didn’t get [...]

By |January 21st, 2014|Breed Geeks|0 Comments

What is a nerd?

nerd /nərd/ Noun 1. A foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious: “one of those nerds who never asked a girl to dance”. 2. An intelligent, single-minded expert in a [...]

By |January 3rd, 2014|Nerdery Publications|3 Comments

The Star Wars

It’s been an interesting time to be a Star Wars fan like I am and I expect a lot of geeks are. The discussion of what’s going on with the franchise, and more specifically the [...]

By |February 3rd, 2013|Nerdery Publications|0 Comments

It’s As Cold As Hoth…

We received mail from the doomed future. This was a singing telegram set to the tune of Foreigner's Cold As Ice... It's as cold as Hoth We're willing to sacrifice our cow It's never warming [...]

By |December 6th, 2012|Post Apocalyptic Secret|0 Comments

Burlesque: Geek [Girl] Positive

If you had told me 10 years ago that I would be the resident admin tramp for a gorgeous group of girls that find humor in everything, set their humor to song and dance and [...]

By |November 23rd, 2012|Memoirs of a Geeksha|0 Comments

Nerd Academy: HSF001 (Han Shot First)

Welcome to Nerd Academy! Here at Nerd Academy we believe that you can't breed good geeks if you aren't a good geek. You'll be given sound, video and photo clips of iconic geek culture to [...]

By |November 15th, 2012|Breed Geeks|0 Comments

Identifying as GEEK: Bella Blitz

Believe it or not, there was a time when I didn’t care about Star Wars. I didn’t know the name Joss Whedon, I couldn’t define cosplay, and I could have cared less about who the [...]

By |October 23rd, 2012|Memoirs of a Geeksha|4 Comments

Eat Your Fear: Bird

Wait, we start with a recipe? I tend to do a lot of things backwards, just what I do. But the above, that's not my recipe. It's a mind-bendingly simple and delicious recipe [...]

By |October 20th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|1 Comment