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Jurassic Park

In Jurassic Park, there's a scene where the T-Rex attacks the visitors in the Explorers.  The T-Rex just walks out of the paddock.  The next scene shows Dr. Grant and the kids scaling down a [...]

By |September 18th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Teenagers & Condoms

The other day while cleaning my sons room, I found an open pack of condoms. He's only 14, and I'm understandably freaked out. What do I do? Is he a sailor?  If not, throw those [...]

By |August 16th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

My husband wants a kid. I want a cat. What do we do?

Pull your pants down, show him that he could have a pussy if he’d shut his mouth about the kid.  Or get divorced and just get out there and bang all the people you can!!!

By |August 16th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments