Down the Rabbit Hole
The blue pill or the red pill, Sex Spider, which do you choose? If there’s one thing I despise in life, it’s having to choose. I’m a sensualist in every facet of my life. I [...]
Android vs. iPhone
I currently have an Android - but I’m thinking about upgrading to an iPhone - what do you think? iPhone or Android? Why not look someone in the eyes, whisper in the ear? I know [...]
Changing Careers in a Depressed Economy
With the economy and all, I'm considering leaving my current career of selling tires and go into a new field. Do you have any suggestions? I would suggest going through a temp agency. In these [...]
A Prostate Massage Does NOT Make You Gay
My girl was going down on me. When just before I came, she thrust two fingers in my ass for the biggest manplosion of my life... Now I might be having gay tendencies, what's your [...]
Jurassic Park
In Jurassic Park, there's a scene where the T-Rex attacks the visitors in the Explorers. The T-Rex just walks out of the paddock. The next scene shows Dr. Grant and the kids scaling down a [...]
Dirty Gutters
I've got a traditional gutter system and I keep seeing ads for these gutter systems that never need to be cleaned. I'm really tired of cleaning out the gutters, do these "never clean" gutters work? [...]
First Cousins Can’t Have Babies
I'm a 19 year old female and I have a 20 year old male cousin who says that first cousins can have sex with each other and I won't get pregnant because we're related. Is [...]
Monetary Investments
My wife and I have come into some money recently. We're trying to decide if we should find a broker and invest in the some stocks or just put it into a traditional saving account? [...]
I am addicted to chocolate chip cookies. What should I do?
I’m addicted to fucking, know what I do? I fuck. Sounds like what you’re looking for is someone to tell you it’s okay to eat all those chocolate chip cookies. Nobody tells me it’s okay [...]
Best Man Woes
My buddy's getting married and the best man is kind of a dud. I don't want my buddy's send off from bachelorhood to be a sad affair but don't want to step on the best [...]