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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Your mom, sister, dog?

Yes.

By |January 2nd, 2014|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Do men have a g-spot in their anus?

What an amazing question!!  Not too many men will answer this honestly but yes.  At least I do.  It’s the prostate that does it, not so much the butt action.  It takes some practice but [...]

By |January 15th, 2013|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Sex Spider Toys

What was your favorite toy as a child? Obviously it was my ding dong.  I played (and continue to play) with that thing for hours!!  “Want to come play GI Joe, Will?”  “No, I’m too [...]

By |December 18th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Perfect Date

What's your idea of a perfect first date? My date is led into The Web and led up the marble steps of Cock Spire.  She is nervous.  “Am I alone in here?”  I descend slowly [...]

By |December 10th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Ass to Mouth?

Is it ever okay to go Ass to Mouth? Please explain. Honestly, it really depends on how clean the person is.  I’m not going to lie guys, I’ve found myself with some seriously used ass [...]

By |December 4th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Touring Schedule

Does Will Seduceyou still tour, or is he too busy getting laid? I’ve tried to go back out on tour but the stage show is just so damned expensive!  These kids and their damned Napster [...]

By |November 27th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Offended on Facebook

I was recently offended by a picture posted about me on Facebook.  I didn't even know the other person and they publicly shamed me.  Am I being to sensitive? Short answer, yes. Long answer, what's [...]

By |November 19th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

What are you wearing?

Hopefully you...

By |November 7th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

This Just In…

(Editors note: YES, this is the exact text that came through to the Sex Spider. Good times) i love sexy girl... All girls are sexy when they’re with someone who treats them right. And by [...]

By |October 30th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments

Time for Gaming

My wife thinks I play too many video games, how can I convince her that video games are a good way for me to be spending my time? Oh man, did you ever come to [...]

By |October 22nd, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|0 Comments