SIX OF THE BEST… things about long-distance relationships
I've been in several long-distance relationships in my time, dating back to 1995 when I was seeing a girl who lived in Alabama while I lived in Florida. I'm not going to lie to you: [...]
Life of a Dairy Cow… Or How I Realized Breastfeeding Is Hilariously Animalistic
It’s been a while, readers. 7 weeks. That’s how long it’s been since I told you that I almost lost my son. Good news is that he’s doing amazing, I’m doing amazing, and we’re still [...]
Expecting the Worst
Last time we talked, I mentioned how everything was going well. Well, since the last update, things have happened. Breeding geeks is not easy. Breeding isn’t easy. Complications happen. Like a weakened cervix, which I [...]
The Alien Within: Breeding dem Geeks
It’s been a while, guys. I’d like to introduce you to my parasite, Mini Captain. He is a 25 week old fetus, and already a pain in my ass. Pregnancy is weird. I didn’t get [...]