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Zombie Proofing 104: Your Car, A Tank

I’m not entirely sure that when the zombie apocalypse is going to happen, but you can bet your ass I’ll have a sweet ride. Or at least, I’ll really really want a sweet ride. I’ll [...]

By |November 10th, 2015|Post Apocalyptic Living|0 Comments

Zombie Proofing 102: This Is YOUR House

Wouldn’t things be easier if we were all turtles? Then the title of this could be You’re a House and a Fortress. But alas, we are not turtles. We do not come built into our [...]

By |July 13th, 2015|Post Apocalyptic Living|0 Comments

Zombie Proofing 105: Save Your Brain, Using Your Mind to Survive

We’re skipping ahead a little in our zombie apocalypse proofing list of dos and don’ts because I feel like this is particularly pertinent.  I don’t know about you, but I’m getting older. Every year in [...]

By |July 3rd, 2015|Post Apocalyptic Living|0 Comments

Zombie Proofing 101: Cleanliness is Close to Zombielessness

If you’re anything like me, and you probably are, you’re aware of the possibility of 1. shark attacks and 2. a zombie apocalypse. I’m going to venture a guess here and say that preparing for [...]

iZombie, You Zombie, NO Sex Zombie

I know that you should never judge a book by it’s cover. Thank goodness this isn’t about a book… Okay, in fairness, iZombie was a book - a comic book - but that’s not what [...]

Stay cool, Icepocalypse, I’m Toasty/ed

Winter isn’t coming, it’s fucking here and it’s cold! I’ve been lucky, knock on wood, that the weather in Texas hasn’t been so bad that I’ve had to stock up on milk and bread. That [...]

By |February 21st, 2014|Post Apocalyptic Living|0 Comments

Fudd’s Fricassee

Elmer Fudd was not a smart man. Let’s be frank, he doesn’t even represent mediocre intelligence. He did however, know a few things: rabbits are delicious. Now that an armageddon is upon you (not me, [...]

By |February 3rd, 2014|Post Apocalyptic Living|0 Comments

One Tool To Rule Them All

I’m back, bitches. That’s right, Bella Blitz has coaxed me out of my bunker long enough to drop some more knowledge on you, the desperate masses, and fill your maggot holes with tools, tips and [...]

By |January 27th, 2014|Post Apocalyptic Living|0 Comments

Guide to Building Your Own Bug-Out Kit (Part 4)

What is a “But Out” Bag? Bug Out Bag: A prepared bag that one grabs filled with items of the utmost necessity for an emergency evacuation during an apocalyptic situation.  The shit that you will, [...]

By |October 3rd, 2012|Post Apocalyptic Living|0 Comments

Guide to Building Your Own Bug-Out Kit (Part 3)

What is a “But Out” Bag? Bug Out Bag: A prepared bag that one grabs filled with items of the utmost necessity for an emergency evacuation during an apocalyptic situation.  The shit that you will, [...]

By |September 14th, 2012|Post Apocalyptic Living|0 Comments