Patch Town, A Cabbage Lore Musical
Patch Town (2014) When I was but a wee Blitzy, I had a Cabbage Patch Kid. She was blonde, and soft, and hand-stitched. I thought she would look better with rosy cheeks and red lips, [...]
Plague – Still Not An Anti-vaxer Movie
Plague (2014) Sometimes, much to my very own chagrin, I click play on a movie that I’ve been avoiding for a while; seemingly, endlessly scrolling through Netflix looking for something that might not be shit. [...]
July of the Dead: Day of the Dead
July of the Dead was a Zombie Honey segment reviewing back-to-back the original and remade Dead movies. Days of the Dead or What About Bub? In continuing with my July of the Dead series, I have [...]
July of the Dead: Dawn of the Dead
July of the Dead was a Zombie Honey segment reviewing back-to-back the original and remade Dead movies. Let’s Go To The Mall… Today! Continuing with the theme of July of the Dead I’ve gone ahead and [...]
July of the Dead: Night of the Living Dead
July of the Dead was a Zombie Honey segment reviewing back-to-back the original and remade Dead movies. They Came For Barbra... and Eventually She Shot Them I am celebrating July of the Dead - which I [...]
Maggie… “Makes Living Sweet as it Can Be.”
They never make a happy movie shrouded in gray and blue, do they? That’s okay though - zombie movies aren’t really meant to be happy. Especially zombie movies that focus on the individual relationships between [...]
Burying the Ex: Some Tropes Just Won’t Die
Women are crazy. Am I right? *dude-bro high five* No? You’re not having any of that? That’s okay, neither am I really. I mean - I know my fair share of crazy gals - but [...]
They say it’s your birthday… WolfSamurai
How, exactly, does a WolfSamurai celebrate their birthday? Is it by howling at the moon blitzed out of their mind? Is it by sneaking around in the shadows blitzed out of their mind? We hope [...]
They Totally Did That On Television
I’ve been feeling a little nostalgic for my childhood lately. Before you all start getting smart-assy, yes, I Bella Blitz, HAD a childhood. I wasn’t always this amazingness before you today. Geesh. Anyway. Childhood. Nostalgia. [...]
Surviving the Ride
Let me start this off on the right foot by saying I don’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s dick about whether YOU survive the coming apocalypse or not. I know I’m gonna make [...]