Have you ever witnessed a group of white, almost transparent, 30 somethings sitting around eating waffles and fried chicken and snorting their MD 20/20 through their nose as they watched and quoted Pootie Tang? No? [...]
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR…STRIKING BANANA CAR!” The kick pedal thumps against the wood floor as the spiky haired drummer, Lithium, begins pumping a demon speed beat. Errol’s bass guitar churns in [...]
Between the time when the patrons drank their wine and the rise of the soufflé, there was an age undreamed-of. And unto this, Conan, destined to bear the large white puffy toque upon a troubled [...]
The other night, Mrs. Twisted Pixie and I got the hankering for pancakes. It was one of those cravings that just had to be satisfied or it would haunt us the rest of the evening. So we ran [...]
My love of all things Ron Swanson and Crom are well documented. It seems almost obvious now that the two should meet, make sweet nerd love and give birth to the most brilliant idea ever. [...]