Patch Town, A Cabbage Lore Musical
Patch Town (2014) When I was but a wee Blitzy, I had a Cabbage Patch Kid. She was blonde, and soft, and hand-stitched. I thought she would look better with rosy cheeks and red lips, [...]
Lady Ghostbusters: An Unpopular Bella Opinion
I am a woman, I know that can be questionable at times, and I am not at all excited about the upcoming female Ghostbusters movie that everyone, and their sister, are losing their shit over. But [...]
Mad Max: Fury Road… MORE, PLEASE.
I want to write elegantly about Mad Max: Fury Road. I WANT to. But instead I just keep thinking about it and flailing around like a war boy headed for Valhalla - less the shiny, [...]
Terror Between the Sheets
When I was a kid, maybe 10 or 11, I had already been exposed to horror movies that were far too inappropriate for a child that age. But what was done was done and while [...]
Veronica Mars: The Bitch
I wasn’t a fan of Veronica Mars, mostly because I didn’t watch it, but that was only until about a month ago. With the upcoming movie right around the corner, and a modicome of poking [...]
Valenblitz Berzerketine
Listen up Blitzes: Valentines is here and I don’t give a good gods damned fuck. My girly heart was replaced long ago with a lump of coal I got for Christmas one year. The occasional [...]
Cosplay … The Plus-Sized Way
As you may know, I (Bella Blitz), attended Dragon*Con this year in downtown Atlanta. But, I didn’t just attend as a fan – I attended as a representative of this here Nerdery Public (and I was [...]
How I learned to play First Person Shooters (or Avoiding Being Tank Raped).
Until 2008 I had been the definition of "casual gamer". I tinkered with Mario Tennis (which I still love), Dr. Mario (which I can't play, because I can't stop), Bejeweled (because I love that Satan [...]
Who cares if I’m a girl?
(Smartly Sarah has always been a nerd.) Sometimes being a woman and being a geek can be pretty exasperating. The fact that I am a woman has nothing to do with the fact [...]
Sympathy for the Devil
Bella Blitz is not the only one living in the Nerdery Public who suffers from a debilitating addiction to bad boys. In fact, our mutual fixation on mischief-makers and evildoers is what brought us together [...]