Romney vs. Obama
I’m trying to decide who I’m voting for in the upcoming election. Romney or Obama. What do you think? Write in Cthulhu. Do not choose between the lesser of two evils. Choose the purity of [...]
Tax Cuts from Cult?
Does your church get a pass on taxes from the government? I need to hide some cash fast and I’ve been told “helping” a church is a good way to keep funds safe. Unfortunately, at [...]
Evil Arm?
I have a Cthulhu tattoo on my arm. Is my arm evil and will I be safe when his tentacledness arrives from his icy slumber? Is your arm evil? Is your ARM … EVIL?!? You [...]
What is your reaction the birth of the new Kardashian?
Yes. Yes. Our plan is coming together. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Kardashian R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. - Cultist 27 Not for nothing but this is kind of why I joined the cult. They just seem to keep coming [...]
Justice Department & Economic Collapse
How do you respond to criticisms of the justice department over their handling of the 2008 economic collapse, particularly with new prosecutions being made against companies like The Lehmen Brothers? You fools! Wall Street has [...]
Who wins in a fight, Superman or The Hulk?
The Hulk. He has the power of Cthulhu behind him. We nabbed him in 1971 after he “shouted love at the heart of the atom”. Good move on our part. - Cultist 12 It’s true. [...]
Toilet Troubles
Hey gang. I’ve been living with my girlfriend for a while now and she’s a doll. The problem I’m having is in the bathroom. The only thing I’ve really asked of her is that she [...]