Doomsday
When do the cultists predict the world will end? When the great Cthulhu decides he is hungry enough, all the world will be devoured … He’s kinda like Galactus in his ability to devour entire [...]
Guide to Building Your Own Bug-Out Kit (Part 5)
What is a “But Out” Bag? Bug Out Bag: A prepared bag that one grabs filled with items of the utmost necessity for an emergency evacuation during an apocalyptic situation. The shit that you will, [...]
Colony of Deep Ones
I have a colony of Deep Ones in my swimming pool. Can anyone recommend a good method of removing them? Why would you want to remove them? I recommend blood sacrifices and ritual feedings. You [...]
Eat Your Fear: Bird
Wait, we start with a recipe? I tend to do a lot of things backwards, just what I do. But the above, that's not my recipe. It's a mind-bendingly simple and delicious recipe [...]
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Does Cthulhu have weapons of mass destruction? Cthulhu IS a weapon of mass destruction. - cultist 57 Weapons are irrelevant, what matters is power. And a really great protective lair. It's all about the lair. [...]
House vs. Car
I live in an apartment and drive a car that needs $2000 worth of work. I'm almost 100% debt free, should I buy a house or a car? Sadly I can't buy both because one [...]
Reasons to Join the Cult of Cthulhu
I find that I have gone completely insane but I haven't joined the Cthulhu yet. Is there a place for me amongst those who have gone insane with the help of the dark lord or [...]
Is Cthulhu the Answer?
I’m kinda having a crisis of faith. Raised Catholic, converted to Islam and then to Satanism. I’m trying to find out the right place for me. What does Cthulhu offer on the upside? Cthulhu offers [...]
Cultist Wear… Cthulhu fashion
I’m kinda having a crisis of faith. Raised Catholic, converted to Islam and then to Satanism. I’m trying to find out the right place for me. What does Cthulhu offer on the upside? Cthulhu offers [...]
Thinking of upgrading my ride to a hybrid. Good idea or bad idea?
Good idea. Save the environment, save the people. More people, more sacrifices. Cthulhu approves. - Cultist 12 A fair question. There are a few things to consider in all of this before you make a [...]