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Kingsman: Saving the World for the Thrill of the Ass

NOTE: If you haven't seen Kingsman: The Secret Service, there are spoilers here. Kingsman: The Secret Service was A-fucking-mazing! Seriously. Gentlemen, spies, gentlemen-spies, an assassin with swords for legs, Mark Hamill being Mark Hamill, humor, [...]

By |February 17th, 2015|Nerdery Publications|2 Comments

A Prostate Massage Does NOT Make You Gay

My girl was going down on me. When just before I came, she thrust two fingers in my ass for the biggest manplosion of my life... Now I might be having gay tendencies, what's your [...]

By |September 25th, 2012|Sex Spider Sexual Advice|1 Comment