Vampire Month was enacted at The Horror Honeys, September 2015, to celebrate the 30 year anniversary of Fright Night. For the entire month each honey stepped out of their horror sub-genre to watch, live-tweet, and [...]
I want to write elegantly about Mad Max: Fury Road. I WANT to. But instead I just keep thinking about it and flailing around like a war boy headed for Valhalla - less the shiny, [...]
Winter isn’t coming, it’s fucking here and it’s cold! I’ve been lucky, knock on wood, that the weather in Texas hasn’t been so bad that I’ve had to stock up on milk and bread. That [...]
Elmer Fudd was not a smart man. Let’s be frank, he doesn’t even represent mediocre intelligence. He did however, know a few things: rabbits are delicious. Now that an armageddon is upon you (not me, [...]
I’m back, bitches. That’s right, Bella Blitz has coaxed me out of my bunker long enough to drop some more knowledge on you, the desperate masses, and fill your maggot holes with tools, tips and [...]
We received mail from the doomed future. They make a good point. Damn.
I wanted to publish this article at 12:12 today. But, I thought that might be pushing fate. And fuck that bitch, she pushes back. So, today is 12/12/12. The last sequential date of the century. [...]
We received mail from the doomed future. This was a singing telegram set to the tune of Foreigner's Cold As Ice... It's as cold as Hoth We're willing to sacrifice our cow It's never warming [...]
What will become of your Cultists after the reckoning? We will become like his right hand men but you know, with tentacles. You know how that one cult says if you’re really good you’ll go [...]
Ah yes, the season of giving is upon us. Whether you give someone a 12-month Xbox LIVE gold subscription, or they give you a headshot from across the map in Battlefield 3, the sentiment is [...]