Who is Cthulhu going to delight in smiting at the great reckoning?

More like who is he not going to delight in smiting!!  Wow, it’s going to be pretty amazing.  We’ve been working on some songs to tell of the glory of the smiting.  We’re working the Weird Al angle and trying to base our songs after other hit songs to make them more identifiable.  We’ve got “Afternoon Of Smite” set to the tune of “Afternoon Delight”.  “Mr. Smiteside” set to “Mr. Brightside”.  The list goes on but you get the idea. – Cultist 69

There’s going to be a little less smiting than you might think, for a few reasons. One, weathermen, they have no idea what they’re talking about, but they’re already mental, so it’s a wasted effort. Two, well….Cthulhu’s a bit more of an ‘up close and personal’ destructor. – Cultist 22

Cthulhu. Does. Not. Delight. – Cultist 104

Well, first of all I would say our barber for giving us all the same haircut?  Am I right fellas? Right?  Yeah, you guys know what I’m talking about.  But seriously, I think that there are more than a few on THE GREAT LORD CTHULHU’S “chopping list”, as it were.  I would say that Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age is up there on the list for creating such infectious hooks.  The folks at Fox News for not working harder to spread HIS word.  They did a decent job but could have worked harder.  People who feel the urge to push the word “whom” on everyone at every given chance.  Kobe Bryant just because.  And lastly, my college advisor.  “Oh, no, an internship with the Cthulhu Cult should be a cake walk.  All the ‘end of days’ stuff is just for show.”  Yeah, sure it was, DOUG!  Now I’m living in a box with a bad haircut and doing IT work for them when I clearly said during the interview that I didn’t have the strongest computer skills.  FUCK YOU DOUG!  FUCK YOU!  – Cultist 667