What was your favorite toy as a child?

Obviously it was my ding dong.  I played (and continue to play) with that thing for hours!!  “Want to come play GI Joe, Will?”  “No, I’m too busy playing with my junk and hoping your sister will see it and do dirty things to me!!”  And they would, they always would.  “Skeletor’s invading Castle Greyskull, aren’t you going to stop him, Will?” “It’ll have to wait, I’m working on my own battering ram over here!!”  Oh youth…