How, exactly, does a WolfSamurai celebrate their birthday? Is it by howling at the moon blitzed out of their mind? Is it by sneaking around in the shadows blitzed out of their mind? We hope it’s both of these things!
If you couldn’t tell, today is WolfSamurai’s birthday. He’s old enough to know better but young enough not to give a shit, and that doesn’t give us pause, it makes us happy he’s on our side. Whatever side that may be.
From your Republic, we are wishing you a very happy birthday!
Bella wanted to get you a stripper in a cake, but she sent this postcard instead. We’re not asking questions.