I was recently offended by a picture posted about me on Facebook.  I didn’t even know the other person and they publicly shamed me.  Am I being to sensitive?

Short answer, yes.

Long answer, what’s going on girl?  “How does he know I’m a girl?”. Come on, don’t play naive. Dudes don’t get offended about that kind of stuff.  Have you had a deep dicking lately?  I mean a good slow stroking?  If you’re getting offended by something on Facebook, you’re probably all tensed up.  Come on over, I’ll fix you up real nice.  When we’re through, you won’t think twice about what someone posts about you on Facebook.