My wife and I have come into some money recently. We’re trying to decide if we should find a broker and invest in the some stocks or just put it into a traditional saving account?
Fuck both of those things. What you and your wife need to do is buy a bunch of mattresses. In Cock Spire, it’s one big mattress. Then you invite all your friends over and have a fuck party. Things should be stuck in every hole possible! Give another dude a hand job! You’ve been jerking it all your life, you can give a hand job better than any of your female friends. Holy arms of fuck this sounds glorious!!!! Send me an e-vite!!