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Waffle Fried Chicken, Sa Da Tay!

Have you ever witnessed a group of white, almost transparent, 30 somethings sitting around eating waffles and fried chicken and snorting their MD 20/20 through their nose as they watched and quoted Pootie Tang? No? [...]

By |February 13th, 2014|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Striking Banana Car’s Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese Massacre

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR…STRIKING BANANA CAR!” The kick pedal thumps against the wood floor as the spiky haired drummer, Lithium, begins pumping a demon speed beat. Errol’s bass guitar churns in [...]

By |January 20th, 2014|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Cooking With Conan

Between the time when the patrons drank their wine and the rise of the soufflé, there was an age undreamed-of. And unto this, Conan, destined to bear the large white puffy toque upon a troubled [...]

By |January 10th, 2014|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Children of the Cornbread

Some years back my college roommate and I find ourselves (as we often did back then) drunk, broke, hungry, and watching horror movies..in this case Children of the Corn movies. After a half hour of [...]

By |December 7th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Eat Your Fear: Bird

Wait, we start with a recipe? I tend to do a lot of things backwards, just what I do. But the above, that's not my recipe. It's a mind-bendingly simple and delicious recipe [...]

By |October 20th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|1 Comment

Crom Swanson: God of Breakfast Foods and Mustaches

My love of all things Ron Swanson and Crom are well documented. It seems almost obvious now that the two should meet, make sweet nerd love and give birth to the most brilliant idea ever. [...]

By |October 9th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|4 Comments