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Striking Banana Car’s Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese Massacre

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR…STRIKING BANANA CAR!” The kick pedal thumps against the wood floor as the spiky haired drummer, Lithium, begins pumping a demon speed beat. Errol’s bass guitar churns in [...]

By |January 20th, 2014|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Children of the Cornbread

Some years back my college roommate and I find ourselves (as we often did back then) drunk, broke, hungry, and watching horror movies..in this case Children of the Corn movies. After a half hour of [...]

By |December 7th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Smartly Sarah’s Better than Coffee and Morning Sex Smoothie

I grew up in a coffee household. Both of my parents required multiple cups of coffee to begin their day, and my father had a hot cup of java at hand nearly twenty-four hours a day. It [...]

By |November 5th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Eat Your Fear: Bird

Wait, we start with a recipe? I tend to do a lot of things backwards, just what I do. But the above, that's not my recipe. It's a mind-bendingly simple and delicious recipe [...]

By |October 20th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|1 Comment

Crom Swanson: God of Breakfast Foods and Mustaches

My love of all things Ron Swanson and Crom are well documented. It seems almost obvious now that the two should meet, make sweet nerd love and give birth to the most brilliant idea ever. [...]

By |October 9th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|4 Comments