How do you feel about the flying spaghetti monster stealing your schtick? I thought noodley appendages were your thing?

Don’t tell anybody this but we’ve been working this FSM thing for awhile.  We get these kids to think it’s funny to mock religion and then BAM!  Here comes Cthulhu!  They’re going to be wishing it was a noodle beast when their eyes are torn from their sockets from the sight of our mighty Cthulhu!  Oh and don’t forget the genital mutilation, there will be plenty of that too! – Cultist 69

Really, we just barely beat out the Matzah Goliath that the Scientologists were set to unveil. It was a close one. – Cultist 18

There’s a flying spaghetti monster? Do you have a brochure for him? – Cultist 78

FUCK YOU 78. YOU’RE OUR NEXT BLOOD SACRIFICE! – Cultist 24

Really?  The “flying spaghetti monster”?  I’m sorry but I think that THE GREAT LORD CTHULHU has better things to do with his time.  I mean, this floating pasta boogeyman is nothing more a work of fiction.  It would be like CTHULHU worrying about Christianity.  CTHULHU’s not going to be too concerned about works of fiction. – Cultist 667