What Would Cthulhu Do?
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Does Cthulhu have weapons of mass destruction? Cthulhu IS a weapon of mass destruction. - cultist 57 Weapons are irrelevant, what matters is power. And a really great protective lair. It's all about the lair. [...]
Daleks vs. Cybermen
Who would Cthulhu be more concerned about losing his world domination to, Daleks or Cybermen? Cthulhu does not worry about such science fiction. He would worry about The Silence - IF he worried at all. [...]
House vs. Car
I live in an apartment and drive a car that needs $2000 worth of work. I'm almost 100% debt free, should I buy a house or a car? Sadly I can't buy both because one [...]
Reasons to Join the Cult of Cthulhu
I find that I have gone completely insane but I haven't joined the Cthulhu yet. Is there a place for me amongst those who have gone insane with the help of the dark lord or [...]
Is Cthulhu the Answer?
I’m kinda having a crisis of faith. Raised Catholic, converted to Islam and then to Satanism. I’m trying to find out the right place for me. What does Cthulhu offer on the upside? Cthulhu offers [...]
Cultist Wear… Cthulhu fashion
I’m kinda having a crisis of faith. Raised Catholic, converted to Islam and then to Satanism. I’m trying to find out the right place for me. What does Cthulhu offer on the upside? Cthulhu offers [...]
Thinking of upgrading my ride to a hybrid. Good idea or bad idea?
Good idea. Save the environment, save the people. More people, more sacrifices. Cthulhu approves. - Cultist 12 A fair question. There are a few things to consider in all of this before you make a [...]
Romney vs. Obama
I’m trying to decide who I’m voting for in the upcoming election. Romney or Obama. What do you think? Write in Cthulhu. Do not choose between the lesser of two evils. Choose the purity of [...]
Tax Cuts from Cult?
Does your church get a pass on taxes from the government? I need to hide some cash fast and I’ve been told “helping” a church is a good way to keep funds safe. Unfortunately, at [...]
Evil Arm?
I have a Cthulhu tattoo on my arm. Is my arm evil and will I be safe when his tentacledness arrives from his icy slumber? Is your arm evil? Is your ARM … EVIL?!? You [...]