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SIX OF THE BEST… things about starting a restrictive diet

I lost a lot of weight between November 2012 and November 2013. Then I gained almost all of it back. Last month I decided I'd had enough, and I was going to start a very [...]

By |April 15th, 2015|Nerd Kitchen, Six of the Best/Worst|0 Comments

Waffle Fried Chicken, Sa Da Tay!

Have you ever witnessed a group of white, almost transparent, 30 somethings sitting around eating waffles and fried chicken and snorting their MD 20/20 through their nose as they watched and quoted Pootie Tang? No? [...]

By |February 13th, 2014|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Striking Banana Car’s Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese Massacre

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR…STRIKING BANANA CAR!” The kick pedal thumps against the wood floor as the spiky haired drummer, Lithium, begins pumping a demon speed beat. Errol’s bass guitar churns in [...]

By |January 20th, 2014|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Cooking With Conan

Between the time when the patrons drank their wine and the rise of the soufflé, there was an age undreamed-of. And unto this, Conan, destined to bear the large white puffy toque upon a troubled [...]

By |January 10th, 2014|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Attack of the Killer Tomato Sauce Meets Great Expectations

This is one of those recipes that was born of necessity...which philosophers have explained to me is a mother...or something like that. Old college wisdom supposedly dictates that Italian-American food is a great hangover remedy. [...]

By |January 3rd, 2014|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Exercise in Decadence: Orange Bourbon Syrup

The other night, Mrs. Twisted Pixie and I got the hankering for pancakes. It was one of those cravings that just had to be satisfied or it would haunt us the rest of the evening. So we ran [...]

By |January 14th, 2013|Nerd Kitchen|3 Comments

Children of the Cornbread

Some years back my college roommate and I find ourselves (as we often did back then) drunk, broke, hungry, and watching horror movies..in this case Children of the Corn movies. After a half hour of [...]

By |December 7th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|0 Comments

Say cheese!

Captain Tech Support (CTS): Ahh, comfort food. You know the stuff we mean. Shepard's pie, nachos, and our personal favorite: Mac-n-cheese. When made right, this is food that fills your heart, as well as your [...]

By |November 26th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|3 Comments

A Clockwork Orange Cranberry BBQ Sauce

A few Black Fridays back I found myself being awakened by an early morning incessant knocking at the door. It was a longtime friend and fellow Black Friday widower, left sans female by the pre-dawn [...]

By |November 23rd, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|1 Comment

I’ll give you the vortex

Give me vortex or give me cake! Hey, hold on, how about I just give you both? Look, I know people are all health conscious, and I'm sure that bodes well for our bodies and [...]

By |November 20th, 2012|Nerd Kitchen|2 Comments